Brenda Taylor and her brother Jake share their experience visiting a one-star Chinese restaurant for their show "My Unfortunate Life Choices." Despite a history of patronage, recent reviews citing roaches in Kung Pao Chicken and maggots in vinegar have made them skeptical. They encounter various issues, including hair in dishes, rancid pork chops, and poor hygiene. The food is described as unappetizing, with overcooked noodles, dry chicken, and imitation crab. The visit concludes with physical discomfort, regret, and a resolve never to return.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker, Brenda, and her brother Jake went to a one-star Chinese restaurant.
2. They read reviews of the restaurant, including one where a customer found a roach cooked in their kung pao chicken.
3. Another review mentioned finding a maggot in the red vinegar container.
4. A customer complained about finding hair in four dishes.
5. A customer was served old and rancid pork chops.
6. The restaurant served a complimentary vegetable soup that was not ordered.
7. Brenda and Jake ordered lemon chicken, soft noodles, and fried pork chops.
8. The food was of poor quality, with the chicken being dry and the pork chops being all fat.
9. The bathroom was dirty and slippery, with mold around the sink.
10. Brenda found a hair in her rice.
11. The speaker and her brother did not finish their meal due to the poor quality of the food.
12. They considered giving the leftover food to a homeless person, but decided it was not edible.