The provided text appears to be a humorous and critical commentary on a horror movie, possibly "Pet Sematary." The narrator points out various clichés, plot holes, and inconsistencies, such as the overuse of panning shots, clichéd family dynamics, and unrealistic character behaviors. There's also mention of excessive attention given to certain elements like a path, and the use of jump scares. The commentary seems to mock the film's attempts at horror and drama, highlighting the absurdity of certain scenes and decisions made by the characters.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The movie being discussed is an adaptation of a Stephen King novel.
2. The movie is set in 1989.
3. The main character's name is Louis Creed.
4. The movie takes place in Maine.
5. Louis Creed is a doctor.
6. The family moves into a new home near a cemetery.
7. The cemetery is called "Pet Sematary".
8. The family's cat, Church, dies and is buried in the Pet Sematary.
9. Church comes back to life, but is different.
10. The movie features a character named Judd who is a local and knows about the Pet Sematary.
11. The movie has a subplot involving a character named Ellie who has a Sixth Sense-like ability.
12. The movie features a character named Rachel who is Louis's wife.
13. Rachel's sister died in the past, and this event is referenced in the movie.
14. The movie has a scene where a character is resurrected after being buried in the Pet Sematary.
15. The resurrected character is not the same as before, and is now evil.
16. The movie features a character named Gage who is a young boy.
17. Gage dies and is buried in the Pet Sematary, and comes back to life as an evil entity.
18. The movie has a scene where a character is killed by Gage.
19. The movie ends with a scene where the main characters are dealing with the aftermath of the events.
20. The movie has a theme of grief and loss.
Note: Some of the facts may be repeated or rephrased in different ways throughout the text, but I've tried to condense them into unique and concise points.