The provided text appears to be a transcript of a fan-based parody involving characters from the anime "Sword Art Online." It includes dialogue between characters engaging in role-play within a game setting, discussing various in-game elements such as races, quests, and the World Tree. There are also interactions that hint at larger plot points involving character relationships and power dynamics. The tone is humorous and satirical, with references to game mechanics and player behavior.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. Sword Art Online is owned by A-1 Pictures, Plex USA, and Reki Kawahara.
2. The text is a fan-based parody of Sword Art Online.
3. The World Tree is a location in the game that grants a wish to the first race to reach the top.
4. The fairy king Oberon is a character in the game who grants wishes to those who reach the top of the World Tree.
5. The game is set in a virtual reality world called Alfheim.
6. The nerve gear in the game can scan in real-life abilities and assign base stats accordingly.
7. The game's code was studied to develop new technologies, including the ability to increase strength, dexterity, and charisma stats.
8. The game's creator, Kayaba, was a genius who made some mistakes, but his work was used to build Alfheim.
9. The game's servers were used to trap players, including the main character, for two years.
10. The fairy king Oberon plans to use the technology to control the world and rid the main character of her rebellious streak.