Ari Shaffir shares his experience of attending UFC events while high on marijuana edibles. He describes his method of smuggling them in by eating them beforehand and his preference for pot breath strips, which he distributes through scavenger hunts at events and comedy shows. Despite a close call with law enforcement at the Mall of America, he avoids trouble by claiming he hid real breath strips instead of marijuana ones, highlighting an instance of white privilege.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The narrator, Ari Shaffir, has a podcast called "The Skeptic Tank".
2. Ari Shaffir is friends with Joe Rogan, who gets him tickets to UFC events.
3. Ari Shaffir likes to get high on marijuana edibles and attend UFC events.
4. He hides marijuana edibles in various places, including the MGM Grand Garden Arena, for others to find.
5. He uses Twitter to post clues about the location of the hidden edibles.
6. He hid marijuana breath strips in an underwear aisle at a J. Crew store in the Mall of America.
7. The Mall of America police and a Minneapolis state trooper confronted him about the hidden edibles.
8. Ari Shaffir was not arrested or charged with a crime, but was let off with a warning.
9. He was told to apologize to the manager of the J. Crew store.
10. Ari Shaffir believes that his white privilege played a role in him not being arrested or charged with a crime.