The text describes a game called "The Perfect Lie" where the player navigates through life by lying, starting from childhood. The player deals with various scenarios like cheating on exams, deceiving parents, and handling consequences through more lies. The game's mechanics involve choosing between different lies, with the goal of becoming the best liar to remove a curse that makes the player's nose grow with each lie. The narrative is humorous and satirical, highlighting the absurdity of lying as a way of life.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A game called The Perfect Lie involves going through life only to find it's a lie.
2. The player receives a score of zero on a 100 score exam.
3. The player's options involve destructive actions like tearing or burning the exam report.
4. The player lies to their mother about getting 100% on the exam.
5. A character curses the player, causing their nose to grow longer with every lie.
6. To remove the curse, the player must become the world's best liar.
7. The player is referred to as "Newbie Liar" by a character checking their progress.
8. The game involves different stages of lying, including jumping out of a window to escape school.
9. The player cheats on an exam by tapping and holding on a device.
10. The player throws another student under the bus when accused of cheating.
11. Money is earned and spent within the game, including bribing for exam help.
12. The player adopts a dog and names it "pork flop."
13. The player's father believes a lie about why the TV is making noise when it's off.
14. The player pranks their father with glue, leading to an accident.
15. The player lies about various situations, including why they missed school and why their clothes are dirty.
Please note that these are factual statements extracted from the narrative provided and do not include any opinions or subjective content.