A possible concise summary is:
Dan Howell, the host of Dystopia Daily, a show about death, the internet, anxiety and bisexual lighting, invites Dodie, a musician and songwriter, as a guest. They chat about Dodie's new EP, Hot Mess, and their experiences as artists. Dan asks Dodie to help him create a theme tune for his show using a keyboard and a ukulele. They play some TV themes and sing some lyrics. Dodie gets to take home a cucumber from the set. They end with a catchy song featuring the show's topics.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A show called Dystopia Daily is mentioned.
2. Dan is the host of Dystopia Daily.
3. The show lacks a music department and a strong theme tune.
4. A Yamaha keyboard from the early 2000s was used for music.
5. Dodie is a guest on the show.
6. Dodie brought a ukulele to the show.
7. The show is associated with BBC Three.
8. The show managed to book an actual guest for promotion.
9. Dodie has a new EP called Hot Mess.
10. Dan and Dodie attempt to create a theme tune for the show.
11. The theme tune includes lyrics about death, the internet, anxiety, and bisexual lighting.
12. Dodie is allowed to take something from the set after the show.
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