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This is a transcript of a video where the narrator pranks his friends Adam and Alec by sending them back in time to different periods where they encounter various dinosaurs and creatures. The narrator controls the environment and spawns in different animals to challenge them. The friends try to survive and tame some of the dinosaurs, but they end up in ancient Egypt where they have to face Anubis, the god of death. They fail to defeat him and get trapped in time forever.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator sends his friends Adam and Alec back in time to different periods with dinosaurs and other creatures.
2. The narrator uses a portal made of dirt to trick Adam into entering the first time period, the Jurassic period, and then Alec follows him.
3. The narrator spawns different dinosaurs and animals to challenge his friends, such as Velociraptors, T-Rex, Brachiosaurus, Stegosaurus, Ankylosaurus, etc.
4. Adam and Alec try to tame some of the creatures with a whip, such as a woolly mammoth, a Dilophosaurus, and a Diplocaulus.
5. The narrator teleports his friends every five minutes to a different time period, such as the Permian period, the Devonian period, and the Silurian period.
6. The final time period is ancient Egypt, where Adam and Alec have to face Anubis and his minions.
7. Adam and Alec fail to defeat Anubis and are trapped in time forever.