This is a video transcript that lists 31 joke features that Mojang added to Minecraft in different updates, such as riding the Ender Dragon, exploding furnaces, friendly withers, flying squids, and more. The video also asks the viewers to subscribe to the channel and shows a hidden mini game called Mines Creeper. The video ends with a recommendation for another video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. You can ride the Ender Dragon in Minecraft.
2. Mobs can be fed until they explode.
3. Bedrock was breakable in survival in a specific update.
4. It took 10 and a half minutes to break bedrock with empty hands.
5. Tools could not be picked up in a certain update.
6. Chickens became neutral mobs and would attack if looked at.
7. Chickens could spawn reinforcements.
8. Riding the Ender Dragon into the void teleports the player to the build limit.
9. Fishing could yield an Elder Guardian instead of regular fish.
10. Villagers would take items offered for trade and give back a thank you note.
11. Villagers would pick up any item or block found on the ground.
12. Ghasts could be ridden but not controlled.
13. Pigs could climb walls without a carrot on a stick.
14. Horses would ride players instead of being ridden.
15. Obsidian boats were introduced but lacked buoyancy.
16. Furnaces could explode after smelting 3 to 7 items or guaranteed with coal.
17. Lava was replaced with liquid cheese which doesn't harm mobs or players but can burn items.
18. Droppers were replaced with floppers that only output raw fish.
19. A friendly wither could be created with pink wool and a flower pot, which bone meals surrounding blocks.
20. Squids gained the ability to fly through the air.
21. Exploding barrels would detonate when empty or shot at.
22. Barrels might contain a crossbow named BFC9000 with multi-shot enchantment levels 1 to 12.
23. Redstone components replaced ores in a new biome type for efficiency.
24. Boss Mode feature would display a DOS workstation screen to hide gameplay from bosses.
25. Ankle monitors applied slowness one effect and displayed messages based on player location.
26. Typing 'nerd' with four Es spawned a creeper wearing a lab coat and glasses, dropping 3D food items as an Easter egg.
27. Reality vision goggles provided an overlay with a built-in mini-map but made reading signs difficult as they displayed 'obey'.
28. Blocks and mobs could have speech bubbles over their heads in the 2.0 update.
29. The Love Meter increased by hugging mobs instead of hitting them, unlocking a mini-game called Mines Creeper when filled.
30. Throwing a written book through a portal created new dimensions per seed in the Infinite Minecraft update.
31. Netherite stairs named 'The Swaggiest stairs ever' were available in the missing dimension of the infinite snapshot.
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