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This is a humorous and sarcastic recap of the movie The Dark Knight Rises, the third and final installment of Nolan's Batman trilogy. The narrator summarizes the main plot points, such as Batman's return after eight years of retirement, his confrontation with Bane, a terrorist leader who wants to destroy Gotham, his imprisonment and escape from a hellish prison, his romance with Selina Kyle and Miranda Tate, who turns out to be the daughter of Ra's al Ghul, his former mentor and enemy, and his final sacrifice to save the city from a nuclear bomb. The narrator also makes fun of some inconsistencies, plot holes, and bad acting in the movie, and briefly mentions what happened to the characters in later films. The summary ends with the narrator saying goodbye to the audience and promising to do the next story in a single video.
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1. The text is a summary of the movie The Dark Knight Rises, the third and final installment of Nolan's Batman saga.
2. The main villain of the movie is Bane, a former member of the League of Shadows who wants to destroy Gotham City with a nuclear bomb.
3. The movie also introduces Selina Kyle, a thief who helps Batman in exchange for a device that can erase her criminal record.
4. Bruce Wayne, who has retired as Batman for eight years, returns to action after Bane attacks the stock market and kidnaps a nuclear scientist.
5. Bane defeats Batman in a fight and breaks his back, then sends him to a prison where he grew up and where he can watch Gotham's downfall on a screen.
6. Batman manages to escape from the prison after recovering his strength and overcoming his fear, then returns to Gotham to stop Bane and his army.
7. Miranda Tate, a businesswoman who invested in Wayne's energy project, is revealed to be Talia al Ghul, the daughter of Ra's al Ghul and the true mastermind behind Bane's plan.
8. Batman sacrifices himself to take the bomb away from the city and save Gotham, but he survives and starts a new life with Selina in Florence.
9. John Blake, a young police officer who knows Batman's identity, inherits the Batcave and becomes his successor.