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The text is a transcript of a comedy show that criticizes the American prison system for being overcrowded, inhumane, racist, and profit-driven. The host uses facts, jokes, and a Sesame Street parody to highlight the problems of mass incarceration, private prisons, and prison abuse. He also mocks the Florida governor for his ties to a private prison company.
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1. The US has the greatest number of prisoners of any country in the world, nearly one in every 100 adults.
2. The prison population has increased eightfold since 1970.
3. Half the people in federal prison are there on drug charges, and African Americans are sent to prison for drug offenses at up to 10 times the rate of white people.
4. Four percent of prisoners reported being sexually victimized in the past year.
5. Private subcontractors have taken over certain services like food and health care in prisons, often with poor quality and cost-cutting measures.
6. Nearly 9% of prisons are run by private firms like GEO Group and Corrections Corporation of America, who have combined revenues of over 3 billion dollars last year.
7. Arizona tried to privatize prison health care and saw a drop in medical spending and staffing levels, as well as a rise in prisoner deaths.
8. One prisoner in Arizona had sugar poured into her c-section wound as a home remedy by the private health care provider.
9. Florida Governor Rick Scott has led the drive for prison privatization and has received campaign donations from the CEO of GEO Group.