A possible concise summary is:
A doctor welcomes a new patient to the clinic and asks for their information. The doctor performs a series of tests and checks on the patient and finds out that they have many health problems, such as high blood pressure, low temperature, no reflexes, bad teeth, and more. The doctor prescribes various medications and treatments for the patient and schedules a follow-up appointment. The doctor also asks about the patient's insurance and personal life. The doctor is friendly but also unprofessional and incompetent.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a medical professional who is conducting a comprehensive exam on a new patient.
2. The patient has several health issues, such as high blood pressure, low temperature, no reflexes, earwax buildup, poor vision, and bad teeth.
3. The speaker prescribes various medications and treatments for the patient, such as heart pills, blood pressure pills, vitamin pills, steroid injections, flu shot, ear drops, tooth extraction, and synthetic tooth replacement.
4. The speaker studied abroad in China and has a medical certificate.
5. The speaker works long hours from 9am to 12am and then 14pm to 17pm every day and on the weekends.
6. The speaker has a cat named Terry who they haven't seen in a year.
7. The speaker is not very competent or professional as they make mistakes, give vague diagnoses, use inappropriate tools, and show little empathy for the patient.