A possible concise summary is:
Shane Dawson tries various expensive foods such as a $100 burger, escargot, caviar, and lobster tacos. He reacts to the taste, appearance, and price of each food, and makes jokes about being bougie, trashy, and guilty. He also references celebrities, charities, and his own life. He concludes that he prefers his normal cheap food and he will donate $500 to a charity.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries different expensive foods.
2. The speaker ordered a $100 burger from a restaurant that gave him black silverware and a towel-like napkin.
3. The speaker did not like the escargot, which is snail meat, and compared it to his brother's booger wall.
4. The speaker enjoyed the steak, which was $150, and put ketchup on it.
5. The speaker was disgusted by the caviar, which is fish eggs, and said it tasted like fish [\xa0__\xa0].
6. The speaker tried lobster tacos from the Ivy, a celebrity hotspot in LA, and said they were $65.
7. The speaker was disturbed by the sauce that came with the sole, which was $70, and said it looked like Rachel's trifle from Friends.
8. The speaker said he would donate $500 to a charity of his choice because he felt bad for spending so much money on food.