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This is a transcript of a video that compares the abilities of Mario and Sonic, two iconic video game characters. The video analyzes their speed, strength, durability, power-ups, and feats from various sources. It concludes that Mario has the advantage over Sonic in most categories and would win a death battle. The video also features some humor and commentary from the hosts.
Here are the key facts:
1. The rivalry between Mario and Sonic is legendary and has been ongoing for nearly three decades.
2. Mario is a plumber and a hero who has saved the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser's grip multiple times.
3. Sonic is a hedgehog with superhuman speed and agility who has defeated Dr. Eggman's schemes multiple times.
4. Mario has a variety of power-ups, including the Ultra Hammer, Fire Flower, and Super Mushroom, which grant him enhanced abilities.
5. Sonic has power-ups, including elemental shields and wisps, which grant him enhanced abilities.
6. Sonic's top speed is estimated to be around Mach 5-10, or 3,500-7,800 km/h (2,175-4,838 mph).
7. Mario has survived an explosion with an explosive yield of over 2.4 megatons.
8. Sonic has dodged meteors and outrun lightning.
9. Sonic can achieve the form of Super Sonic by absorbing an enormous amount of positive energy from the seven legendary Chaos Emeralds.
10. Mario has lifted an entire fortress and punted it through the air.
11. Sonic has resisted mind control from the Overmind and survived re-entry from orbit.
12. Sonic has blasted a part of a mountain, requiring more than 200 tons of TNT to pull off.
13. The fastest man-made object in real life was the New Horizons space probe, which took off at more than 36,000 miles per hour.
14. Sonic could make a trip to Pluto in less than 24 hours with his speed.
15. Mario's strength beats Sonic's speed in a hypothetical fight.
16. Mario's durability blew Sonic's out of the water.
17. Sonic didn't have a lot of viable options that could take Mario down for good.
18. Mario is the winner of the 100th Death Battle episode.