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This is a transcript of an episode of Thirty-One Minutes, a Chilean puppet show. The host, Tulio, is pretending to be kind to win the "Mr. Kind" award, but he fails because he insults a town that is trying to break a world record of spinning in a washing machine. The award goes to the writer of the show, who is very rude and grumpy. The episode also features segments on animal trafficking, a tennis referee, and a music ranking. The show is full of humor, absurdity, and satire.
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1. Tulio Triviño is a host on the show "Thirty-One Minutes".
2. Tulio is nominated for the "Mr. Kind" award.
3. Other nominees for the "Mr. Kind" award include Rigoberto Pezcueso, Juan Palanca, and an unknown person with the surname Virutillo.
4. Argyle Sock Man is a superhero who appears in a segment of the show.
5. Juan Carlos Bodoque is a journalist who reports on animal trafficking.
6. Juan Carlos visits a wildlife rehabilitation center and interviews a parrot named Titilla.
7. Titilla was captured and sold to a human family, and was mistreated.
8. Juan Carlos also visits a pet shop and goes undercover to expose animal trafficking.
9. The pet shop owner admits to being an animal trafficker and offers to sell Juan Carlos exotic animals.
10. Mario Hugo is a reporter who covers a story about a town trying to break a world record for the most puppets spinning in a washing machine.
11. The town of Titirilquén is trying to break the record to put themselves on the map.
12. The current record is held by the town of Müncshichis in Germany, with 1,624 spins.
13. The people of Titirilquén successfully break the record, achieving 1,625 spins.
14. Policarpo is a host on the show who presents a ranking of popular songs.
15. The winner of the ranking is Flor Rubina with her song "My Dolly Spoke to Me".
16. Tulio is initially announced as the winner of the "Mr. Kind" award, but it is later revealed that he did not actually win.
17. The real winner of the "Mr. Kind" award is Fermin Virutillo, the writer of the script and jokes for the show.