The summary is:
A group of friends play GTA Online and attempt to complete a heist involving stealing an alien artifact from a secret military base. They encounter various obstacles and enemies along the way, as well as some humorous moments. They manage to deliver the artifact to a news reporter, who doesn't seem very interested in their story. They then explore some of the new vehicles and weapons in the game, and end up blowing themselves up.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game playthrough of Grand Theft Auto Online.
2. The players are Vanoss, Delirious, Terroriser and Louie.
3. The players are doing missions from the Contract DLC, such as Los Santos Angels and The Landing.
4. The players are using various vehicles and weapons, such as a jet, a helicopter, a rocket launcher and a shotgun.
5. The players encounter enemies such as Merryweather agents, gangsters and an alien.
6. The players are trying to expose the truth about aliens to a news lady named Jordan.
7. The players are having fun and making jokes while playing the game.