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This is a transcript of a video game commentary where two players are on a pirate ship and try to shoot and board other ships. They use cannons, hammers, and swords to fight their enemies. They also have to repair their ship when it gets damaged. They speak Spanish and make jokes about the Germans. They are excited and nervous as they face different challenges.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary in Spanish, where the speaker is playing a pirate-themed game with cannons and ships.
2. The speaker is playing with a teammate named Vegeta, and they are facing other players who are mostly Germans.
3. The speaker and Vegeta are trying to sink the enemy ships by shooting cannons, boarding, and repairing their own ship.
4. The speaker is excited, nervous, and sometimes frustrated by the game events, and uses expressions like "oysters", "pebbles", "bule", and "parguels".
5. The speaker claims to be a good shooter and a crack pirate, but also admits to making mistakes and dying several times.
6. The speaker uses a lot of interjections, repetitions, and onomatopoeias to convey his emotions and actions, such as "boom", "shoot", "eh", "eye", "wow", and "buah".
7. The speaker sometimes switches between singular and plural pronouns, such as "we" and "I", to refer to himself and his team.
8. The speaker sometimes addresses the enemy players directly, mocking them or challenging them.
9. The speaker sometimes refers to his ship as a boat or a galleon, depending on its size and type.
10. The speaker sometimes uses English words or phrases, such as "MVPs", "boarding", "captain", and "crew".