A possible summary is:
The video is about the physics and dangers of using the long shot, a weapon from the Legend of Zelda games. The narrator explains how the long shot works, how much force it exerts on Link when he fires it and when he gets pulled by it, and what kind of injuries he would suffer from using it. He uses math, science, and humor to make his points. He also promotes an audiobook service at the end of the video.
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1. The long shot is a variation of the hook shot that launches twice the distance and appears in Ocarina of Time.
2. The long shot is made of steel and has a total weight of 189 pounds or 86 kilograms.
3. The long shot travels 20 meters in one second and exerts a force of 17,200 Newtons on Link's hand when fired.
4. The long shot also pulls Link to his destination with a force of 12,200 Newtons, which can break his bones and dislocate his shoulder.
5. The long shot subjects Link to 20 G's of acceleration, which can damage his spine and eyes and potentially kill him.