The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker is playing Splatoon 3 and trying to get ingredients for different dishes by matching with other players. The speaker talks about various foods, such as curry, ramen, macaroni, and eggs, and how they relate to the game characters and weapons. The speaker also makes jokes, comments, and reactions to the game events. The text is mostly informal and casual, with some slang and abbreviations. The speaker seems to enjoy the game and the food theme.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Splatoon 3 was released on September 9th.
2. The author is cooking and trying to obtain ingredients.
3. The author has a schedule to start cooking at 13:49.
4. The author is trying to get a "paso" ingredient.
5. The author is playing a game and has to defeat an opponent to get ingredients.
6. The author is happy to have obtained a "Meshi Mikatan" ingredient.
7. The author is eating curry and rice.
8. The author has to eat 3 servings of curry according to the rules.
9. The author is trying to get a "getter" ingredient.
10. The author is discussing a game with a "Kyoichiro" character.
11. The author is trying to get a "Viviz Ra" ingredient.
12. The author is eating ramen.
13. The author is trying to get a "Giboshi Ramen" ingredient.
14. The author wants to spend time in Kyoto with certain ingredients.
15. The author is discussing a "Greco soy sauce" ingredient.
16. The author is eating dinner.
17. The author is discussing a "Kokoman Komaso" ingredient.
18. The author is eating noodles in a rented house.
19. The author is making a meal and making a rice ball.
20. The author is discussing a "potato shaman" ingredient.
Note: Some of these facts may not be entirely clear due to the text being a transcription of a video or audio recording, and some parts may be difficult to understand.