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This is a transcript of a streamer named Ludwig telling the story of how he met his girlfriend Cutie Cinderella online and in person. He exaggerates and jokes about his past and his interactions with her, while she interrupts him and corrects him. He describes their first meeting at his house, their first outing at Santa Monica Pier, and their first movie night at his place. He reveals that they did not kiss until much later, and he ends the story with a cheesy declaration of love.
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1. The text is a transcript of a streamer named Ludwig telling the story of his first time meeting his girlfriend Cutie Cinderella, who is also a streamer.
2. They met online on stream and talked for a couple of months before meeting in person in Los Angeles.
3. Cutie lied to Ludwig about having to be in LA for a wedding cake business, but she actually came just to meet him.
4. They hung out at his house, where he farted and showed her his high school musical recording, and at Santa Monica Pier, where they held hands but did not kiss.
5. Cutie drank a lot of whiskey and passed out at his house, while Ludwig refrained from kissing her out of respect.
6. They have been dating for a couple of years and Ludwig claims to be the greatest boyfriend in the world.