This is a summary of the final episode of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, a parody series of the anime Hellsing Ultimate. The episode follows the aftermath of the battle between the Hellsing Organization and the Nazi vampires, as well as the return of Alucard, the main protagonist and vampire servant of Integra Hellsing, who had been missing for 30 years. The summary is:
- Integra confronts the Major, the leader of the Nazis, and discovers that he is a cyborg with no clear motive for his war.
- Seras, Integra's other vampire servant, fights and kills the Captain, a Nazi werewolf, with the help of Pip Bernadotte, her human lover who lives inside her.
- Walter, Integra's former butler and traitor, dies after being shot by Heinkel Wolfe, a Vatican agent who allies with Hellsing.
- Alucard explains that he was trapped inside himself with millions of souls that he had consumed over the centuries, and that he had to help them resolve their issues before he could escape.
- Alucard reunites with Integra and Seras, and expresses his desire to drink Integra's blood as a sign of their bond.
- The episode ends with a montage of scenes showing the characters' lives after the war, accompanied by a cover of the song "Shine" by Mr. Big.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Alucard says he spent 30 years trapped inside himself with 3,424,867 people.
2. Alucard claims to have spent the last 10 years helping the people trapped inside him with their personal issues.
3. Integra has a meeting with the Catholics.
4. Makube and others are sent to America-Zero to research the Major's cyborg technology.
5. The Americans decided that since corporations are people, they can technically run for president.
6. President Walt Disney Pepsi Comcast has done wonders for the economy.
7. 3,708,917 casualties occurred in London on a fateful night.
8. With help from the Americans, rebuilding in London hasn't been too difficult.
9. Integra is 52 years old, British, and rich.
10. Alucard returns to Hellsing after 30 years.
11. The Major is a cyborg.
12. Walter is a butler who does "buttle" work.
13. Schrödinger's cat is mentioned as a concept.
14. Integra studied physics and cybernetics while Alucard was away.
15. The Major's cyborg technology is still a mystery.
16. A sequel to One Piece called "Two Piece" exists, with Buffy as the main character.