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The text is a transcript of a video that reviews nine parodies of The Simpsons based on different movies or shows. The parodies are:
- The Merciless Clown Parodies Shock: A parody of Child's Play where Homer buys a cursed doll for Bart's birthday that tries to kill him.
- Danger Things: A parody of Stranger Things where Milhouse is taken to another dimension by a monster and Lisa uses her psychic powers to rescue him.
- How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising: A parody of Harry Potter where Lisa is a witch and Bart is a wizard who betrays her to Mr. Burns, who wants to steal her magic.
- War and Pieces: A parody of Jumanji where Bart and Milhouse play an old board game that brings other games to life and causes chaos in the city.
- Tweenlight: A parody of Twilight where Lisa falls in love with a vampire named Edmund, but Homer kills him with his high cholesterol blood.
- Abnormal Activity: A parody of Paranormal Activity where Homer records the strange events that happen in his house at night and discovers that they are caused by a spirit from hell.
- The Excellent Adventure of Bart and Marge: A parody of Back to the Future where Bart travels to the past to buy a cheap comic book, but accidentally prevents Homer and Marge from meeting, so he has to fix it with the help of Lisa.
- Toy Gory: A parody of Toy Story where Bart tortures and destroys his old toys, but they come to life and take revenge on him by turning him into a toy.
- Mortal Call: A parody of The Ring where Lisa watches a cursed TikTok that will kill her in seven days, but she befriends the ghost girl who made it and saves her from suicide.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a description of nine parodies from The Simpsons.
2. The first parody is of The Exorcist, where Homer buys a cursed doll for his son.
3. The doll is possessed by an evil spirit and tries to kill the family.
4. The family discovers that the doll is cursed and tries to get rid of it.
5. The second parody is of Stranger Things, where Milhouse goes missing and his friends try to find him.
6. They discover that Milhouse is trapped in another dimension and try to rescue him.
7. The third parody is of Harry Potter, where Bart and Lisa attend a magic school.
8. They learn how to cast spells and try to defeat the villain, Montemor.
9. The fourth parody is of Jumanji, where Bart and Milhouse play a board game that comes to life.
10. They try to survive the game and defeat the villain.
11. The fifth parody is of Twilight, where Lisa falls in love with a vampire named Edmund.
12. Edmund's father, Dracula, disapproves of their relationship and tries to kill Lisa.
13. The sixth parody is of Paranormal Activity, where Homer sets up cameras to record strange occurrences in the house.
14. They discover that the house is haunted by a ghost that feeds on fear.
15. The seventh parody is of Back to the Future, where Bart travels back in time to 1974.
16. He meets his parents when they were younger and tries to change the course of their lives.
17. The eighth parody is of Toy Story, where Bart's toys come to life and try to get revenge on him.
18. The ninth parody is of The Ring, where Lisa and Bart discover a cursed videotape that causes the viewer to die in seven days.
19. They try to uncover the mystery behind the tape and stop the curse.