The text is a transcript of a video where two men go to St. Petersburg to buy a used car that turns out to be badly damaged. They try to fix it and drive it back home, but they face many difficulties and challenges along the way. They also make jokes, talk about dating apps, and film some animals. The summary is:
Two men have a series of misadventures while buying and repairing a broken car in St. Petersburg.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about buying and repairing a car in St. Petersburg.
2. The video features two people, Grisha and Mitrich, who missed their flight and decided to buy a used BMW X3.
3. The car they bought had many problems, such as a broken radiator, a missing coil, a damaged fuel rail, and no license plate.
4. They took the car to a service station where they met some friends who helped them fix it.
5. They also visited some places in St. Petersburg, such as a watch factory and a seal sanctuary.
6. They planned to return to Moscow with the car, but they faced some difficulties on the road, such as aquaplaning and police checks.
7. They nicknamed the car Haze because it was smoky and hard to start.
8. They also promoted a dating app called Mamba in the video.