A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is playing a game of frozen murder with three other players, where one of them is a killer and the rest are survivors. The killer has to find and kill the survivors, who can use various traps and items to escape or fight back. The speaker narrates the gameplay and explains the rules and strategies of the game. The speaker also makes jokes and comments on the appearance and actions of the other players. The speaker wins the game by being the fastest killer.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by four players: sunday, ambrew, crainer and madeline.
2. The game they are playing is called frozen murder, where one player is the killer and the others are the survivors.
3. The killer and the survivors have different traps and abilities that they can use to kill or escape.
4. The players take turns being the killer and the survivor, and the winner is the one who kills or survives the fastest.
5. The text contains a lot of jokes, reactions, and banter among the players.