This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries out different kitchen life hacks involving candy and lollipops. He attempts to make ice cream pops with Skittles, apple slices with hard candy, marshmallow fondant, jello pops with soda, marshmallow flowers, lollipop marshmallows, and chocolate Lego bricks. He tests each hack and gives his opinion on whether it works or not. He also makes jokes and comments throughout the video. At the end, he asks the viewers to like, subscribe, and check out his merch.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries 39 kitchen life hacks.
2. The speaker uses various ingredients and tools such as Skittles, ice cream, blender, spray paint, marshmallows, lighter, toothpaste, lollipop, etc.
3. The speaker tests each life hack and rates it as working or not working based on the outcome.
4. The speaker also recreates the thumbnail of the video by making chocolate Lego pieces.
5. The speaker ends the video by asking for likes, subscriptions and merch sales.