A possible concise summary is:
The text is a humorous narration of a Total War: Warhammer 2 campaign, where the player controls the Tomb Kings faction led by Setra, an ancient undead warlord. The player describes his battles, strategies, diplomacy and challenges against various enemies, such as Lizardmen, Skaven, Chaos and Nagash. The player uses chariots, monstrous constructs and mortuary cults to achieve his goals. The text ends with the player claiming victory and promoting his Twitch channel.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of a Total War: Warhammer 2 campaign played by the author as the Tomb Kings faction led by Settra the Imperishable.
2. The Tomb Kings have a unique recruitment system that allows them to field free units but limits their army capacity by buildings and research.
3. The Tomb Kings also have access to the Mortuary Cult, a crafting system that uses canopic jars to create items, heroes and armies.
4. The Tomb Kings' main objective is to collect the Books of Nagash, which grant them special powers and unlock the Black Pyramid of Nagash, where they face the final challenge.
5. The author faced many enemies and challenges throughout the campaign, such as vampire counts, lizardmen, chaos warriors, rogue armies and plagues.
6. The author used various strategies and tactics to overcome his foes, such as chariot spam, diplomacy, cheese and doomstacks.
7. The author eventually defeated Nagash's armies and achieved a campaign victory after 44 wars and zero allies.