A possible concise summary is:
- The speaker is a French blogger who goes on a trip to Amiens with his friends to give gifts to his subscribers.
- He also promotes his book and his bank card, and shows his shopping spree in Paris.
- He makes jokes, sings, and asks philosophical questions along the way.
- He ends the video by meeting Barack Obama.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video blog by a French speaker who goes shopping, travels and meets fans.
- The speaker uses a credit card from N26, a digital bank that offers various features and benefits.
- The speaker visits Amiens, a city in northern France, and gives gifts to some of his subscribers there.
- The speaker also goes to Disneyland and Parc Asterix, two theme parks near Paris.
- The speaker has a book called "The Blog 831" that he autographs and delivers to some customers.
- The speaker has a friend named Solène who was supposed to join him in Paris but did not show up.
- The speaker has a sister who lives in Los Angeles and a brother who likes Apple products.