The text is a transcript of a video by a German couple who are reading a book that the woman wrote 12 years ago about their relationship. The book contains details of their experiences, such as their first vacation, their first Maypole, and their school troubles. The couple comment on the book and laugh at some parts. They also advertise some products, such as iPhone cases and chewing gum, and promote their podcast and online store. The summary is:
A couple read and react to a book about their relationship that the woman wrote 12 years ago and advertise some products.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is creating a video and has returned to Germany.
2. Julia wrote a book years ago that they have just discovered.
3. The speaker is 29 years old and a winemaker.
4. Today is April 25, 2010.
5. The speaker has decided to write a book, but is not sure if it will really be a book.
6. The speaker received a birthday present from their girlfriend, a trip for two to the Eifel.
7. The speaker has put a lot of money into their savings account and made it possible to go on the trip.
8. The speaker's girlfriend gave them the best birthday present ever.
9. The speaker is excited for the trip and doesn't want to have a fight.
10. The speaker had a frustrating day at school and got two blue letters.
11. The speaker's parents punished them and they ran away from home.
12. The speaker's parents picked them up and brought them back home.
13. The speaker stole a maypole from a forest to celebrate May 1st.
14. The speaker was scared and hid in a bush when they heard someone coming.
15. The speaker was caught by their father and had to take the maypole back home.
16. The speaker went on a holiday to the Eifel with their girlfriend.
17. They traveled by train and bus to get to their destination.
18. They had to walk 11 kilometers to get to their accommodation.
19. The accommodation was not as expected, with a shared hallway and bathroom.
20. The speaker met a strange old man who claimed to have flown since he was 9 years old.
21. The speaker has an iPhone case and an internet flat rate.
22. The speaker has a dream of being a mother and loves children.
23. The speaker's parents are divorced and their father lives in Germany.
24. The speaker has two new types of chewing gum that they are excited to try.
25. The speaker has a new video coming out soon.