This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video that contains mostly nonsensical speech, music, laughter and applause. The speaker mentions various topics such as nuclear fusion, iPhone 14, drawing a dragon, football, vampires, Hyundai, Google, and Dream League. The speaker also repeatedly asks the audience to subscribe and uses some Turkish words and names. The video seems to be a random and chaotic compilation of audio clips with no clear purpose or meaning.
This is a difficult task, but I will try my best. Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video with timestamps, music, applause and laughter.
2. The video is in Turkish and has some words in English, Arabic and French.
3. The video is about a person who is trying to sell various products and services, such as cars, phones, desserts, massages, subscriptions and football.
4. The video also contains some jokes, personal stories, opinions and requests from the person.
5. The video has a lot of background noise, interruptions and repetitions that make it hard to understand.