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The text is a transcript of a video by Mike Malak, a YouTuber who is on a vacation in Ibiza. He shows his viewers the island, the boat, the private island, the burger place, and the nightclub. He also does a giveaway, meets Lizzo, and talks to a British girl named Alice. He makes jokes, gives advice, and promotes his sponsors. He ends the video by asking why Europeans say "make a photo" instead of "take a photo".
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1. The text is a transcript of a video by Mike Majlak, a YouTuber and podcaster.
2. The video is about his trip to Ibiza, an island off the coast of Spain known for parties and nightlife.
3. He visits a private island called Tagomago, where celebrities like Justin Bieber and Cristiano Ronaldo have stayed.
4. He tries a burger at a place called Kitchen 62, which claims to have the best burger of the Balearic Islands, but he gives it a 6.2 rating out of 10.
5. He meets Lizzo, a singer and rapper, at a club and tries to introduce her to his friend Gideon, who is a fan of hers.
6. He promotes Bluechew, a product that enhances male performance, in a sponsored segment with a cowboy theme.
7. He makes fun of the British accent and humor of his friend Alice, who says she hates his audience.
8. He uses the phrase "I once was where they are" to relate to his viewers who may not be able to afford traveling to exotic places.