The summary is:
The speaker is reviewing several NES games based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, such as Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Conan and Predator. He criticizes the games for having poor graphics, controls, hit detection, level design and gameplay. He also points out how the games deviate from the movies or have nothing to do with them. He expresses his frustration and anger with humorous exaggeration and profanity. He ends the video by barely beating Predator and receiving a disappointing congratulation message.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is reviewing several NES games based on movies starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
2. The first game reviewed is "Total Recall".
3. In "Total Recall", the player controls Arnold Schwarzenegger as he tries to make his way to the end of the stage while defending himself with a short punch.
4. The game has a simple concept, but the narrator criticizes its poor design choices, such as the inability to attack while in mid-air.
5. The narrator also reviews "Last Action Hero", which they criticize for its poor graphics and unplayable gameplay.
6. The third game reviewed is "Conan", which the narrator criticizes for its poor controls and confusing gameplay.
7. The fourth game reviewed is "Predator", which the narrator criticizes for its poor design choices, such as the inability to pause the game during certain sections.
8. In "Predator", the player controls a character in pink who must navigate through levels while avoiding enemies and obstacles.
9. The narrator notes that the game has a "big mode" section where the player's character becomes larger and must navigate through a different type of level.
10. The game has a final boss fight against a large predator head that looks like Casey Jones from the Ninja Turtles.
11. The narrator expresses frustration and anger while playing the games, particularly "Predator", which they consider to be poorly designed and unenjoyable.