A possible concise summary is:
A naive priestess joins a party of adventurers to hunt goblins, but they are ambushed and brutally killed or raped by the goblins. She is saved by a mysterious man who calls himself Goblin Slayer, a ruthless and obsessed warrior who dedicates his life to exterminating all goblins. He teaches her the harsh realities of goblin hunting and drags her along his bloody quest.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a parody of the anime Goblin Slayer, made by TheSchmuckSquad.
2. The main characters are a novice priestess, a fighter named Tatsumi, a monk, a mage, and a mysterious warrior called Goblin Slayer.
3. The characters join the adventurers guild and take on a quest to kill goblins in a cave.
4. The quest goes horribly wrong as the goblins ambush, kill, and rape most of the party members, except for the priestess and Goblin Slayer.
5. Goblin Slayer rescues the priestess and kills all the goblins in the cave, including the babies and a pig.
6. Goblin Slayer tells the priestess to follow TheSchmuckSquad on social media and support them on Patreon.