The text is a transcript of a video game commentary, where two teams are competing to plant and defuse bombs. The narrator is on the red team, and he is trying to recruit a new member from the blue team. He promises her medical insurance, cookies, and maternity leave. He also insults the other team and his own teammates, who are inexperienced and uncooperative. He gives instructions and plans to his team, but they often fail or die. He complains about the cheating tactics and the uselessness of his team. He regrets taking the new member and wishes he had someone else. He ends the commentary by saying goodbye and noticing that the other team is behind them.
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