A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber who plays a game called Deer Simulator. The game involves controlling a deer that can use various weapons and vehicles to cause chaos and fight enemies in different scenarios. The YouTuber creates his own character, but then gets reincarnated as a deer. He tries to get the highest level of police attention, unlock new items and animals, and reach the final boss, which turns out to be himself in the future. He has to make a choice whether to shoot or spare his future self, which leads to different endings. The commentary is full of jokes, references, and reactions to the absurd events of the game.
This is a challenging task, but I'll try my best. Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a YouTuber named Gabibbo.
2. The video game is called Deer Simulator and it involves playing as a deer that can use weapons, vehicles and powers to cause chaos in different settings.
3. The text covers several updates and expansions of the game, such as character creation, wild west, cyberpunk and space themes.
4. The text also includes some jokes, references and reactions by the commentator, such as mentioning Hideo Kojima, flat earth conspiracy and the ass cuckold syndrome.
5. The text ends with a twist that reveals that the whole game was a dream of Gabibbo who is in a hospital with a long neck.