A possible concise summary is:
Two people watch and comment on Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, a CGI movie based on the video game series. They criticize the movie for being boring, confusing, and unfaithful to the source material. They mock the characters, the plot, and the visuals. They also make references to other movies and games that the movie resembles. They are surprised by the ending and the credits song.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a commentary on the movie Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within by two people named Dan and Arin.
- The movie is a CGI animated sci-fi film released in 2001, based on the video game series Final Fantasy.
- The movie features the voices of actors such as Alec Baldwin, Ming-Na Wen, Donald Sutherland, Steve Buscemi and James Woods.
- The plot of the movie involves a scientist named Aki Ross who tries to save Earth from alien invaders called Phantoms, with the help of a military team led by Captain Gray Edwards.
- The movie was a commercial and critical failure, losing about $120 million and receiving mixed reviews from critics and fans.
- The text mostly consists of negative and sarcastic remarks about the movie, its characters, its visuals, its dialogue and its logic.