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The text is a transcript of a video that makes fun of the movie X-Men: Days of Future Past by pointing out its plot holes, inconsistencies, cliches and absurdities. The video uses sarcastic commentary, jokes, references to other movies and shows, and sin counters to criticize the movie. The video also inserts some clips from other sources to mock the movie's scenes. The text covers the movie's events from the beginning until the scene where Mystique decides not to kill Trask.
1. The movie features a character named Quicksilver, who is Magneto's son.
2. Mystique can transform into anyone.
3. The movie takes place in the 1970s and features a plot to erase the past of every X-Men movie after X2.
4. Wolverine's powers allow him to slip in and out of different time periods.
5. The movie features a character named Trask, who has created a mutant detector.
6. The presidential shelter is made of steel, which allows Magneto to use his powers to advance the plot.
7. Colossus is in the movie, but only to get killed by futuristic sentinels.
8. Quicksilver is in the movie again in a completely pointless watching TV scene.
9. The movie features a character named Stryker, who is a major.
10. The movie dwells on a future happy ending.
11. The movie's plot involves time travel and altering history.
12. The movie features a character named Erik, who is also known as Magneto.
13. The movie features a character named Charles, who is also known as Professor X.
14. The movie features a character named Logan, who is also known as Wolverine.
15. The movie features a plot to destroy mutants using advanced mutant-killing robots.
16. The presidential shelter has a steel structure, allowing Magneto to use his powers to move it.
17. The movie features a scene where Magneto lifts an entire baseball stadium and drops it over a press conference.