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The text is a transcript of an episode of a show called "Cul Sec" (Dry Ass), where the host Morgan and his guest Jean-Marie Bigard, a famous French comedian, taste different wines and pâtés, and talk about various topics such as politics, sex, drugs, and humor. The show is sponsored by Reno Chip, a company that makes customizable protection for phones and laptops. The episode is full of jokes, anecdotes, and vulgarities from Jean-Marie, who also promotes his book "Le Dictionnaire de Ma Vie" (The Dictionary of My Life). Morgan tries to challenge Jean-Marie's palate and knowledge, but he mostly fails. The episode ends with a toast and a thank you to the viewers.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a French comedy show called "Cul Sec" (Dry Ass) hosted by Morgan and sponsored by Reno Chip, a company that makes customizable protection for phones and other devices.
- The guest of the show is Jean-Marie Bigard, a famous French actor, director and comedian who is known for his vulgar and controversial humor.
- The show consists of several sequences where Morgan asks Jean-Marie questions about his life, his career, his opinions and his tastes, and also challenges him to perform some tasks such as tasting different wines, pâtés and identifying the one made from crocodile meat.
- Jean-Marie talks about various topics such as his alcohol consumption, his sexual fantasies, his drug experiences, his presidential ambitions, his book "Bigard French Dictionary" and his admiration for Alban Ivanov, another comedian.
- Jean-Marie makes several jokes throughout the show, some of which are based on wordplay, puns, double entendres or sexual innuendos. For example, he jokes about cheating on his wife with an air hostess, having sex with an old man, releasing a virus into the wild, putting his penis in his ear or mouth, and being paralyzed by a joint from Nepal