The summary is:
A group of friends play a game where they control a flying ship and shoot at enemies. They joke around, make fun of each other, and try to complete the objective. They switch roles and captains, and encounter various problems such as low frame rate, fire damage, and ramming. They manage to destroy some enemy ships and celebrate their victory.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game session where four players are piloting a ship and shooting at enemies.
2. The players are using voice chat to communicate and make jokes with each other.
3. The players are using different guns and abilities on the ship, such as lasers, railguns, and ramming.
4. The players are having trouble with their frame rate, fire damage, and navigation.
5. The players switch roles halfway through the session, with Wade becoming the captain and Bob becoming the engineer.
6. The players manage to destroy some enemy ships and complete an objective at a mining outpost.