A possible concise summary is:
A girl who loves being a pirate has her treasure stolen by a rival crew. She turns them into parrots and takes over their ship. She follows a map to find the crystals of the sea, which are said to lead to the greatest treasure ever. Along the way, she faces various dangers and challenges on different islands. She also has to deal with the betrayal of one of her crew members, who wants to be the pirate king. She manages to defeat him and become the pirate princess.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a Minecraft video about a pirate adventure.
2. The main character is a female player who gets attacked by pirates and decides to take over their crew.
3. The pirates have a device that can turn people into parrots and vice versa.
4. The pirates are looking for the crystals of the sea, which are supposed to lead them to the greatest treasure ever.
5. The pirates encounter various obstacles and enemies on different islands, such as giant snakes, spiders, and a monster.
6. The main character uses the parrot device to punish the pirates who betray her or act up.
7. The text ends with the main character becoming a pirate princess and turning one of the pirates into a parrot.