A possible summary is:
The transcript is from a video where three kids compare their report cards and one of them, Cody, is upset about getting a B in spelling. They try to trick his parents by changing his grades, but he farts every time he lies. His teacher calls and says it was a typo and he actually got all A's. The video ends with a joke about Cody's mom being fat.
Some possible key facts from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video called "SML Movie: Cody's Report Card!" by SuperMarioLogan.
2. Cody is a second grade student who gets a B+ in spelling and is afraid to show his parents his report card.
3. Junior and Joseph are Cody's friends who try to cheer him up and help him photoshop his report card to have all A's.
4. Cody has a medical condition where he farts every time he lies.
5. The teacher, Chef Pee Pee, and Cody's parents all react differently to Cody's report card.
6. Cody eventually finds out that he actually got all A's and that the B+ was a typo.