The text appears to be a dialog-heavy narrative involving characters discussing various topics, including a person's dissatisfaction with their job working for a vampire boss, concerns about breaking an agreement not to hunt, and interactions involving a vampire and other characters in a castle. There are elements of humor, relationships, and supernatural themes.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the given text:
1. The speaker talks about watching videos of a moon mower on a public VK page.
2. The speaker complains about their salary not being paid for two months.
3. The speaker mentions the Count living for 2000 years with the brain of a child.
4. There is a discussion about the difficulty of obtaining fresh food without violating an agreement with werewolves.
5. The speaker considers quitting their job working for the Count.
6. There is a mention of a dream where the speaker talks to the Count about work.
7. The speaker encounters a person at the castle and discusses leaving to avoid trouble with other clans.