A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who surprises his friend Piper with his new puppy and then challenges her and another friend Brian to stay in his Tesla car as long as possible. The winner gets to keep the car, but the speaker secretly hopes to win it back. They go to the store to buy snacks and supplies, and then spend hours in the car playing games, listening to music, and making a mess. They also order pizza and put the car in dog mode to leave their dogs inside. They end up leaving the car at the same time, so the speaker claims that he and his dogs win the car. He then promotes his songs and merch and ends the video.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video where three people compete in a challenge of last to leave the Tesla.
2. The winner of the challenge is supposed to keep the car, but the contestants end up leaving the car at the same time and letting the dogs win.
3. The contestants buy snacks, pizza, and water from a store and make a mess inside the car with gummy bears, Cheetos, and apple juice.
4. The contestants also play games on the Tesla screen, such as beach buggy racing and driving simulator.
5. The text mentions Gavin's new song and merch, which are part of his promotion as a singer and influencer.