A possible concise summary is:
The video is about a person who orders a haunted Elmo Happy Meal from McDonald's at 3 am and finds weird and disgusting things inside, such as noodles, light bulbs, money and Elmo's poop. He also encounters Elmo in real life and his friend Nicole rips out Elmo's eyeballs. The video is full of clickbait, fake reactions and promotions for merch and likes.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker orders a haunted Elmo Happy Meal from McDonald's at 3 a.m.
2. The speaker claims that the Happy Meal is a limited edition for Halloween 2021 and that it is cursed.
3. The speaker finds noodles, light bulbs, money, and a note inside the Happy Meal box instead of fries and a toy.
4. The speaker drinks a dark liquid from the Happy Meal cup and says it is Elmo's blood.
5. The speaker hears a noise in the hallway and finds Elmo with purple lighting behind him.
6. The speaker's friend Nicole rips out Elmo's eyeballs after he tries to take her to Red Lobster.
7. The speaker promotes his merch, which is based on a meme of him being possessed by Elmo.