This is a possible summary:
Two friends play Minecraft and try to build a treehouse, but encounter various problems and challenges along the way. They find a suicidal villager, a dangerous warden, and a rare diamond. They also make fun of each other and an Indian tutorial video. They lose most of their items and barely escape with their lives. They end up with only two diamonds after a chaotic adventure.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where three people are playing Minecraft together.
2. The three people are Vanoss, Louie and Terroriser, who are YouTube content creators and friends.
3. They are trying to build a treehouse, find diamonds and fight a new enemy called the warden in the game.
4. They encounter various challenges, such as losing their items, falling into traps, getting stuck in bushes and dying repeatedly.
5. They use humor, sarcasm and insults to communicate with each other and make jokes about their situations.