A possible concise summary is:
Two friends, Beto and Davi, are in a series of prisons for various absurd crimes, such as stealing oxygen, clogging a toilet, and escaping from other prisons. They try to use their skills, items, and disguises to overcome the obstacles and guards in each prison, but they always end up in a new prison. Along the way, they encounter other prisoners, such as Godzilla and Sonic, who were also arrested for ridiculous reasons. They also make jokes and theories about their situation. The summary is 66 words long.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Two people, David and the narrator, were arrested and put in prison.
2. The narrator was arrested for selling bread, and David was the one who bought the bread.
3. The narrator and David were in a prison that seemed not very safe.
4. They decided to escape from prison by disguising themselves as guards.
5. The narrator used a wooden shovel to defeat the guards and escape.
6. They encountered various obstacles, including skeletons and lava, while trying to escape.
7. David was killed by the lava, but the narrator found a way to revive him.
8. They eventually escaped from the prison, but were arrested again for escaping.
9. They were put in a new prison, which was more difficult to escape from.
10. The narrator and David encountered a new prisoner, Sonic, who was arrested for speeding.
11. The narrator had a theory that humans are not human beings, but vehicles.
12. They encountered a maze with parkour challenges and skeletons.
13. The narrator used a special power, flames that never pay, to eliminate the guards.
14. They escaped from the prison and found a reward, including balloons and diamonds.
Note: Some of the "facts" may be humorous or absurd, as the text appears to be a comedic narrative.