A possible concise summary is:
The user shares two stories: one about how they and their friends got into a feud with some unhygienic girls at their high school, and another about how they lost their virginity to their married college professor. The user also sings a song, complains about TikTok, and asks about a plane crash. The stories are full of drama, humor, and explicit details. The user uses a lot of slang, emojis, and informal language.
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**Story 1: High School Feud**
1. The narrator and her friends got into a feud with a group of girls at their high school.
2. The girls were known for not showering and smelling bad.
3. The narrator and her friends took revenge by pouring soap and shampoo on the girls while they were in the shower.
4. One of the girls posted a message on social media that revealed she had slept with the narrator's friend's boyfriend.
5. The narrator's friend found out and got revenge by urinating on the girls' clothes.
6. One of the girls got a rash from wearing the clothes and had to be hospitalized.
7. The school eventually expelled the group of girls due to numerous complaints about their hygiene.
**Story 2: College Professor**
1. The narrator had a relationship with her college professor, who was married.
2. The professor showed the narrator pictures of his wife, which made her uncomfortable.
3. The narrator stopped responding to the professor's calls and messages.
4. The professor sent an email to the entire class with a mandatory meeting, which turned out to be just the narrator and the professor.
5. The professor had taken pictures and videos of the narrator and himself, which were accidentally shown to the entire class.
6. The school found out about the relationship and the professor was fired.
7. The narrator dropped out of college due to the scandal.
**Story 3: OnlyFans**
1. The narrator created an OnlyFans account after breaking up with her boyfriend.
2. Her ex-boyfriend found out about the account and told her parents.
3. Her parents were upset and asked her to delete the account.
4. The narrator refused to delete the account and eventually got back together with her ex-boyfriend.
5. They created an OnlyFans account together, which her parents also found out about.
**Story 4: Aeroflight 593**
1. Yaroslav, a pilot, allowed his 12-year-old daughter Yana to sit in the pilot's seat while the plane was on autopilot.
2. Yaroslav then allowed his 16-year-old son Eldar to sit in the pilot's seat, who accidentally disconnected the autopilot.
3. Eldar was unable to control the plane, and it began to go down.
4. Yaroslav tried to instruct Eldar on how to control the plane, but it was too late.
5. The plane crashed into a mountain, killing all 75 people on board.
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