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The text is a transcript of a YouTube video called "Kill Count", where the host, James A. Janisse, counts and reviews the deaths in the horror comedy movie "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". The movie is about a group of teenagers who discover that evil space clowns have invaded their town and are killing people with cotton candy guns, pies, and other clown-themed weapons. James narrates the plot of the movie and shows clips of the kills, while making jokes and comments along the way. He also gives statistics and awards for the coolest and lamest kills. He ends the video by thanking his patrons, showing his girlfriend's balloon animal skills, and wishing his viewers a happy new year.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video called "Kill Count", where the narrator counts the victims in horror movies.
2. The movie featured in this video is "Killer Klowns From Outer Space", a cult classic from 1988 about evil space clowns who invade a small town and kill people by putting them in cotton candy cocoons.
3. The narrator identifies the names and appearances of the different clowns, such as Jumbo, Spike, Shorty, Rudy, Fatso, Slim, Bibbo and Jojo the Klownzilla.
4. The narrator also identifies the main human characters, such as Mike Tobacco, Debbie Stone, Dave Hanson, Curt Mooney and the Torenzi brothers.
5. The narrator uses humor and sarcasm to comment on the movie's plot, effects, kills and characters.
6. The narrator counts 40 victims in total, including 16 men, 6 women, 4 space clowns and 14 cocoon