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The text is a transcript of a video that parodies the anime Naruto. It shows a day in the life of Naruto and his classmates, who are all teenagers with romantic and sexual interests. Naruto has a crush on Sakura, who likes Sasuke, who is indifferent to everyone. Naruto accidentally kisses Sasuke and starts to question his sexuality. Sakura is jealous and tries to get closer to Sasuke, but he rejects her. Naruto also gets rejected by Sakura when he invites her to lunch. The video is full of jokes, slang, references and absurd situations.
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