Jaws 3D (1983) KILL COUNT - Summary

Summary

A possible concise summary is:

This is a transcript of a video that counts the deaths in the movie Jaws 3D, a 1983 sequel to the classic shark horror film. The video makes fun of the movie's bad effects, plot holes, and acting, and shows clips of the shark attacks and explosions. The video also awards the best and worst kills, and mentions the next movie in the franchise.

Facts

Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:

- The text is a transcript of a video called "The Kill Count" that reviews horror movies and counts the number of deaths in them.
- The video is about Jaws 3-D, the third movie in the Jaws franchise, released in 1983.
- The movie takes place at SeaWorld Orlando, where a great white shark and its offspring terrorize the park and its guests.
- The movie features a lot of 3D effects that are poorly done and look fake or blurry.
- The movie has five human deaths, all of them male, and one shark death by explosion.
- The movie stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Lou Gossett Jr., and Lea Thompson, among others.
- The movie was directed by Joe Alves, who had never directed a full movie before or after this one.