A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator and his friends test different cars and compare their speed and performance. They are especially impressed by a Skoda Octavia with two engines and two gearboxes, which they call "the eight". They also talk about some gadgets, services and sponsors related to cars. The text is full of slang, jargon and informal language.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- The text is a transcript of a video about racing cars in Volgograd, Russia.
- The video features different models of Skoda cars, as well as a Nissan GTR, an Audi RS6, a Lexus RC F, and a Toyota Chaser.
- The video also showcases a unique car with two engines and two gearboxes, built by a man named Vladimir.
- The video is sponsored by Banzai-Auto, a company that imports and delivers Japanese and European cars in Russia.
- The video is hosted by a man who calls himself Copilot and celebrates his birthday during the filming.