A possible concise summary is:
Two guys watch and comment on a video of a dating show where a man named Mars has to choose one of 10 women based on their conversations. They make jokes, observations and opinions about the participants, their looks, personalities and behaviors. They also talk about their own experiences and preferences. They are surprised by the twist at the end where Mars reveals he was collecting phone numbers for himself and another man. They rate the video 9 out of 10 and ask the viewers to share their thoughts.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- 1. The text is a transcript of a video where two men react to a dating show called "12 vs 1: Speed Dating 12 Musicians Without Seeing Them".
- 2. The dating show involves a model named Mars who has to choose one of the 12 musicians based on their voice and personality.
- 3. The two men comment on the appearance, behavior and interactions of Mars and the musicians, as well as their own opinions and experiences.
- 4. One of the musicians that Mars likes is Jasmine, who wears a pantsuit and pees on him (metaphorically) to mark her territory.
- 5. The twist of the show is that Mars has to reveal who he was collecting for himself and who he was collecting for his friend.
- 6. Mars reveals that he was collecting Jasmine for his friend, and he chose Kennedy for himself.
- 7. The two men are surprised and amused by the twist, and they rate the video 9 out of 10.